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If you ever testify in court you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman He was being crossexamined by a defense attorney during a felony trial The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officers credibility Q Officer did you see my client fleeing the scene? A No sir But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away Q Officer who provided this description? A The officer who responded to the scene Q A fellow officer provided the description of this socalled offender Do you trust your fellow officers? A Yes sir With my life Q With your life? Let me ask you this then officer Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties? A Yes sir we do! Q And do you have a locker in the room? A Yes sir I do Q And do you have a lock on your locker? A Yes sir Q Now why is it officer if you trust your fellow officers with your life you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers? A You see sir we share the building with the court complex and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter and a prompt recess was called